Bargain Girl strikes again

Two visits to the magical land of Bargain today, so two whimsical and worrying exchanges with the town ... strange person ... AKA "Bargaingirl".

Number One:

ME: (Buying Coke) G'Day.

BARGAINGIRL: YUMMY! Oh, I meant the Coke! Not you. I'd like to eat a Coke right now.

ME: ????????

Number Two: 

ME: (Buying a Glue Stick) G'Day.

BARGAINGIRL: GLUE!

ME: Yes.

BARGAINGIRL: I'm sorry. I've got the funnies.

ME: That's no good.

(Silence while Bargain Girl scans the glue)

BARGAINGIRL: Well, enjoy your glue day!

ME: ?????????