Two visits to the magical land of Bargain today, so two whimsical and worrying exchanges with the town ... strange person ... AKA "Bargaingirl".
Number One:
ME: (Buying Coke) G'Day.
BARGAINGIRL: YUMMY! Oh, I meant the Coke! Not you. I'd like to eat a Coke right now.
ME: ????????
Number Two:
ME: (Buying a Glue Stick) G'Day.
BARGAINGIRL: GLUE!
ME: Yes.
BARGAINGIRL: I'm sorry. I've got the funnies.
ME: That's no good.
(Silence while Bargain Girl scans the glue)
BARGAINGIRL: Well, enjoy your glue day!
ME: ?????????
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